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 20.05.2013
Here is this story:
The Regional Centre. The town is located in a picturesque place between two rivers. There is even Chruščov.
And here on the shore of one of the rivers was a "evil place". Restaurant-café - alcohol, snacks and, of course, how without it, - music to fall. Everything would be fine, but the inhabitants of the coast are not very close. From the music across the river until 3 o'clock in the night, there was no living.
They called the militia, and those in a direct text said that the cafe is personally overseen by the Head of the state administration. The king of the region.
People decided not to give up. Simply put, humane approached him on the street, near his house, and asked to solve the matter. Mr. "local king" breathed up, swallowed and said, say, write an official, et, paper, so scratch, from the inhabitants of the affected area, and, tooth give, we will do everything!
The paper was created, taken to heaven... and even registered, but... neither the hearing nor the spirit. Rather, there is a rumor - the music sang, as before, until 3 nights of the village's inhabitants. Thank you for not collecting money.
Suddenly the inhabitants will learn that the First National of Ukraine our local tsar in direct broadcasts answers questions as if TV viewers. The most persistent baby throws to the screen - so it is, he is born. Now she runs to the phone. Calls a number, and there the telephone operators answer that, say, wanting a lot, you will not have time.
But the baby girl turned out to be not a simple, but a colleague-telephonist, and this is such a closed caste in our difficult world, and told the girls loving words.
It was missed on the broadcast. The eyes of the local king, when he began to hear the question, and at the same time the jaw, began to sharply change the location on the face.
He was reminded in detail in the live broadcast of the whole essence of the problem, which he probably forgot about other important matters. Then he suddenly remembered it! ...
The issue has been resolved once and for all. At night, only the frogs and frogs sing.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1305/o130519.html#13
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