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 21.05.2013
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I don’t know why all of you have seat belts. The belt does not allow to collapse side by side when bypassing numerous road holes and fly forward with sharp braking. And also under it is very convenient to sleep, especially if the cushion is placed (for passengers=))). Another thing, if you have not yet come out of the teenage period, when you definitely need to show everyone that you are cooler only eggs after 10 minutes of cooking. Then yes, sticking is a serious blow to reputation.
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And when I sit on the front seat (whether driving or not), a mile after two, I recall convulsively that I forgot to attach and sit down, I see a belt across my shoulder. So much to automation has been brought to habit.
Especially because I feel somewhat damaged without belts, not protected, in general, as if naked in the middle of a crowded street.
Only five-point belts cause the problem - you feel stuck to a chair, only the head is chatting.
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