Someone's Qeen
I play in oblivion / there the task - in the guild of thieves - to steal the asshole of the Achimaga. Since yesterday evening, I have completed the passage of the Guild of Magi.
She stole herself... a little bit.

Chichaphat
It would be even more funny if you were given the task in the Guild of Killers to kill the Archimedes... In the Chronicles of Tamriel, the Archimedes committed suicide and received the title of leader of the Guild of Killers posthumously.)