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 24.05.2013
Characteristics of American pricing
During the winter with my wife in America, I went to buy ski shoes. Since slalomists we did not ahti which, especially steep shoes did not interest us. Instead, I wanted to buy both good and cheap.
So here, we come to the store with our wife, the American seller shows us the shoes and says:
Yes, they say, and so, good, cost $ 285.
Is it easier?
No, this is the best price.
What if I rent these shoes for the whole season?
There will be $100 rental and $30 deposit. That is, you bring the shoes back in the spring and get your $30.
and well. What if I want to buy them back in the spring?
Well, then the deposit is not returned, and you pay another $20, and your shoes are not new.
The man! Do you realize that you just sold me those shoes for $150?
The shoes cost $285.
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