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 27.07.2008
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Fuck it yesterday.
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I came to the girl, talked, then once, kissed, then split her, and she me.
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Then she hurts, let’s go with the prey... we burn... well, I think pofig, let’s... she hurts all you want from my stuff, she removes the shirt and leaves the shirt, well, I don’t think long to take her shirt, I dress... I find strings, I put them on my head, but I stay in my pants... they are red with a stem pattern.
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Then, she goes to the kitchen, lays on her breasts instead of a spoonful of cream, takes a champagne and just in the moment she enters the hallway, her dad returns for the money, who has left to rest with his mom...
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and now the picture: the father returns, sees his daughter without a lifak, but with cream on the chest and champagne with glasses in his hands, suddenly a guy in a lifak, cowards and strings on his head rushes into the room with a cry.
by Dan-666
No fucking yourself.
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I’ve never seen a father laughing from laughter.
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I was so caught...
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Fuck the eggs.
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