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 30.05.2013
In the 90s, I had a telemarketing workshop in the province. The province has its own characteristics.
I come to work, and a couple of villagers are already waiting at the door. We brought on the truck to repair an old lamp color TV, wrapped in a blanket. They dragged him together with the cart to the workshop and asked... today would repair, or the series which is going.My master Vitya chewed this old, like seeds, and promised the men that after lunch their box would be ready. The men left, and Vitya began to scatter this tomb.

He acted and put him out. After lunch came the men. They ate well and barely stood on their feet. Witai and I loaded their grave on a chariot, and the men went to the village.
The hour passed and suddenly the door opened. These two men stand wet from legs to heads...As it turned out, crossing the bridge, they turned their cart together with the television into the river. They tried to pull out, but the shore was steep...Robots...help...the men prayed...

We crushed, but we did not refuse to help... The men rushed back, and Vitey and I closed the workshop, sat in the car and went to the bridge... We went. The TV remained in the cart..was tied, but to pull out the cart on the steep shore was difficult...

I lifted the car back to the shore, pulled out the trailer... the length is not enough. And then the people gathered together...I shouted... men... carry ropes and trailers...who has...Binding a piece of five trailers, I ordered the owners of the TV to slip into the water, cling to the wheelchair, and support when I will pull...The men took off, and in a few minutes the TV with the wheelchair were on land...

Working it will be... ask the men... the people who have stumbled... And the hell knows... I answer... I’ll take you to the workshop... let’s see... come in a couple of days.

I attached the handle of the cart to the carpet, and slowly pulled my cargo to the workshop. I attracted.
We and Viteus took this tomb, turned it out and hanged a blanket to dry.
They removed the back cover, poured out water...Chin like a cell...Posed on the table, picked up blocks and hanged like underwear...on drying...

The next morning Vitya took up the grave to collect it, and slowly began to turn it on... And, miraculously, the box worked.
I confess – I did not expect that everything would be so simple...The strong TVs in the USSR did...

And the next day comes the grandmother - the host of the TV.When she saw her working TV, she was just counted off from joy. The next day, I went to take the TV myself. She paid with us generously, plus brought us a full basket of strawberries and a litre bottle of vodka as a gift.

This is the specificity of the province.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1305/o130529.html#3
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