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 31.05.2013
and panic:
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In this Dawn:
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I sit on the throne (in the toilet).
Mother of Glory?! to
I : A?! to
Mom: Well then all...

The Penguin...
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Idiot, your mother is also a man, maybe she wanted to fuck up... And you, mla, on the throne! King of Ping, you know.
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You won’t believe it, but it really plays. How many times has it been like this. No, the mother does not want to go to the toilet, she just knocks and asks "you are here?", receiving a response, calms down. Once asked why, she replied “how, there was a son and suddenly there wasn’t.” Mothers take care of us.
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