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A bank with an adjika in the refrigerator. It worked, but not so effective.

Dear owner (a) of a half-litre bank with adjika!
Your trap worked, but only partially: the bank fell on the floor when the refrigerator door was opened, but did not spray my shoes or jeans with its contents! One-third of its content was on the floor. Next time, before you do such a "warning", dilute the contents with water - the effect will be more impressive!

Head of Transport Organization Service