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 04.06.2013
The commentator:
Here is this:
It was not in the Soviet machines "with gas" and "without gas".
It was "with syrup" and "without syrup".

The enterprise still stands such a crash - without a coin receiver, but with three buttons: "Gased", "cooled" (without gas, yes!) and... "A portion of salt". The last button really never worked, the hell knows what it has to give out there on the designers’ ideas...

And - yes, there were no such on the streets, on the streets were with syrup, but 3 cops, or without syrup, but 1 cops.

You just don’t have the "hot shop", apparently. In castings, for example, the third button always worked. And when the machines died, portions of salt were placed on them for a long time. The fact is that when a person sweats, together with salts are released. And it is from desalination, not from thirst, that people die in the heat. They gave salt to workers according to Soviet norms.
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