I dreamed today that I was sitting in a class of Russian or literature. A pupil, a aunt I’ve never seen in my life, dictates homework for tomorrow. We all feverishly write under dictating a long sentence to sort out by composition, something about trees, they only read once, we do not have time, and here the sentence unexpectedly breaks. I am confused.
And she is already writing on the board a second task: to get acquainted with the work of three authors. And sign over the name of each of them the address of a personal website on the Internet. I ask: what kind of shit, what kind of personal blog has Floraevova or Blog? The 98th year. What is WWW?
And the teacher dictates a third homework, consisting of three points:
1st Watch the recording of Obama or his secretary's speech
2nd Listen to the soundtrack of Star Trek 2
Three Watch House 2 (third transmission)
Come up with a sentence and formulate it in the style of the characters of the 3 items listed. What? O_O
And immediately asks the excellent guy to give an example to the first point, so that everyone understands the task. Dobby loves President Obama as never before. I try in vain to imagine how this sentence would sound in the style of the last two points. At that moment I woke up in sweat.
I lie down and think: neither start-up nor house-2 watched, I don't know who Dobbie is. The mother...! I finished school 15 years ago.