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 05.06.2013
In the line to the state registrator, opposite are sitting a business-looking mutich (M) and a young, innocent-looking girl (D). A man speaks on the phone:
M: Well, did they send your offer? How much have they charged?
D: (to take a look)
M: They have been swallowed!
D: (the nose is tired)
M: – Tell them that with the quality of services as a train station prostitute to take as an elite...
D: (full of panic eyes looking at the man)
M: - Eeee... hm, in general, say that their price does not correspond to the market condition.(Smile to the girl)
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