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 10.06.2013
The universe is forced to write a handbook on the topic of a missed class, 25 pages. Quote from that:
The development of microbiology went fairly fast. A. Calmet and S. Herman offered a vaccine against the unpleasant church tuberculosis. And this miracle took place on the earth of men in the thousand nine hundred and twenty-first year of the birth of Christ, the Son of God, the prophet and savior of mankind from the hell of fire, unfaithfully conceived by the Virgin Mary from the holy spirit, which seems very strange from the point of view of medicine, which teaches us that conception is made by the merger of male and female sexual cells. I think everything was actually different. And my husband, the carpenter, believed. well well. Em, so this is what I am about.Method of infectious prevention..."
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