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 12.06.2013
Today I heard about the dress code for Swedish train drivers, which prohibits wearing shorts. So they started wearing shirts that the dress code is not forbidden.
Immediately recalled the case of the period of abortion (1966).
In that year, shorts just started to get in fashion, and quite quickly and part of the aptitude has already gone in fashion. But...
The vigilant overseer of the universe considered that entering the temple of science in cowards was the top of dishonesty and dishonesty, and at the entrance were displayed guards, which cut off this disgrace.
The audience was excited, but again!)...
On the morning of Monday, before the main entrance, the black "Volga" stops, Spartacus Timofeevich Belyaev, at the time the rector of the National Academy of Sciences, comes out of it in a hurry, and, swinging with a portfolio, passes past the watchmen in unqualified white shorts!
There were no more guards.
It was a pity that I could not afford to buy shorts at the time.
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