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 15.06.2013
This small sketch, based on reliable insider information, is unlikely to surprise people who are more or less aware of the order in Moscow. For others, it may seem very funny.

One bank decided to expand its retail business, which required a large-scale advertising campaign. We decided to choose the “face” of the bank, which would help to create a positive image and attract the widest possible audience. As a result of careful selection based on scrupulous marketing research, two candidates came to the final: Bruce Willis and... Ivan Urgant. In the end, as many already know, they chose Bruce. But not because according to research, he turned out to be the most positively perceived and famous actor in the world, and in Russia in particular. And not because a man who has repeatedly proven his ability to save the world from a crap is more associated with reliability... Just Vanya asked for twice as much money... 8-0

Do not tell anyone, this information is kept secret. First of all, Bruce Willis.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1306/o130614.html#2
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