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 16.06.2013
My younger brother did not speak until he was four years old. That is, at all. Everyone hears everything, understands everything, and no words. Parents drag him to the doctors, they say: he is healthy! (Time of the 80s) And then somebody has bored my mother-in-law and says, “And you scare him!” Well, my mother-in-law and now not big minds do not ah you with humor) turned on the gas with the pot, put the little to the plate on the chair and says: you look at the soup, and I am the. He hid in the bathroom. It stands and waits. The soup boils, the cover jumps, the steam rolls, the little stands watching. 10 minutes stood, leaned to the plate to disconnect and said in one phrase: here is a fool, b...y, went to the store and did not turn off the plate!
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