The State Duma has passed a law banning gay propaganda. But there is one nuance: the word "homosexuality" has been replaced by the elegant term "non-traditional sexual relations". Let you know that oral sex is not a “traditional sexual attitude” like many other people’s bed hobbies. It is canonical and traditional to be in a missionary position on the bed, under the blanket, when the light is turned off (fubla!). Thus, the sellers and buyers of bananas, hot dogs, collars, belts, ropes, handcuffs, lubricants, sausages, cucumbers and other longed objects (in Kazan, for example, champagne) can be fined and chewed with phallic bushes. Because a woman who eats a banana in public promotes the most unconventional relationships, let alone a man. And now eat ice cream only at home behind closed doors, sitting in the closet.
However, for masturbation by crucifixion is now a penalty, so fuck with it, with ice cream.