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 16.06.2013
Tyki Mikk: And when I studied in 1st grade I drank almost without drying... mostly vodka... like we drank about 1.5 liters of vodka per person... 3 hours I drank probably... then I first grabbed a protein... the next day I was dragged by the smell of vodka to embrace a white friend...
Tyki Mikk: After this incident there was another 3-4 drinks to protein...then I decided that vodka I still don’t like
Max Art for [Tyki Mikk]: what is Taras protein? How it affects you.
Tyki Mikk for [Max Art]: For the first time I had an obsessive idea that the computer was following me... according to the stories of the computers, I bite the wire from the key and threw it out into the window
Tyki Mikk for [Max Art]: I was still trying to escape from drunkenness, but the escape ended with the first door hole...why I tried to escape no one knows... say I stood up and ran
Tyki Mikk for [Max Art]: Well, and the last time after I was almost bound with vodka, I explained to the dwarf about an hour why he could have an advantage in racing...
Tyki Mikk for [Max Art]: Instead of a dwarf there was a dwarf statue that is put in the garden
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