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 19.06.2013
I eat peanuts, unclean. Suitable for wife. I know she doesn’t eat peanuts in any form, I keep cleaning it and eating it. She says:
You could offer me too.
You don’t love him!
I could offer.
I am rubbing.
Two minutes pass, we go into the bedroom with her, and I say to her:
Do we have anal sex?
These are the eyes that look at me.
I am achieving,
I know you don’t like it, but I have to offer it.
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