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 21.06.2013
XX: We’ll hit those damn enemies! ECHO! A bottle of Rome.
YYY: Are you messing up?
XX: I am raising my male ego!
YYY : Why? You are a man.
The presence of a penis does not make a man a man! Give the end to the scooter!
YYY: Zhen, I am stressed by these words. It may be old-fashioned, but a girl and a guy should at least use them in conversation with each other.
XXL is accounting. I will be a gentleman with you... but in my soul I will be a captain of a pirate swamp, just like I am in... beautiful scenes, carved by cute sailors...
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