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 22.06.2013
Wark (12:42:29 19/06/2013)
I am afraid to take your car.

Malysh: (12:43:03 19/06/2013)
Why is?

Wark (12:45:42 19/06/2013)
Why not I? Because we have a lot of different requirements for machines, because while she was with you, you beat her countless times, about the number of "left" details in it I'm even afraid to think, potmoou that we have different aesthetic preferences, potmoou that I don't want to ride in a car in which you could fuck, chew and cut the grass at the same time by a company of ten people and besides that, you are a Jew and I don't trust you.
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