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 24.06.2013
We have means in the CC guards have a room, my department near their room. There is a guard of Vital, well, such a normal man. We stand, we mean, with sellers from other departments - Czech languages, we are 2 young girls and 2 aunts. I stood next to the girl, she had to put the juice to the guards in the refrigerator. We stand, we talk, she waits for the guard to come. In the distance comes a tall man, and the girl says:
Look how healthy, straight like our Vitalia!
I: Oh, not so, and Vitaly is high.
She: well, he is tall....we had already begun to argue and here is just Vitaly this begins to open the door in the shelter, we fly to him - without speaking, and quickly ask questions that interest us (and she needs to put the juice in the refrigerator)
Do you have a free refrigerator?
I: What is your height?
Pause...
He: And how are these two questions linked? It’s part of me, part of me ?
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