Here is this:

"Learn English is always good - we in the motorcycle club a guy was... kind of cried that the price is opened by Yoksel... so his "Yoksel" before the army and called..."

Laughing at what you don’t know is always good.
Yoksel is a set of software tools for working with table documents, including MSExcel files.
So the guy is right - the price is opened by Yoksel. You laugh further.