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 26.06.2013
Today in the gym in the dressing room involuntarily witnessed the scene. I change my clothes, a full-length girl comes in, puts a bag in the closet and goes to the girls who are shaking nearby. And we have to say the gym district from the cheap, so there are a lot of female couples going there. This girl fits to these three clever ladies. The further dialogue:
The girl: Hi. I am here for the first time, please tell me where the entrance to the pool is.
One of the tips: What is yours? You first lose weight, then approach us, we do not communicate with the fat (the other two cheerfully crack).
Girl (with sincere sadness): It’s a pity that this won’t happen. I'm going to lose weight, but you don't have more brains, and I don't communicate with stupid people.
He turns and goes to his closet.
They could only answer "E, what?". I showed her the entrance to the pool.
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