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 01.07.2013
The children and grandson went on vacation - left a dog, tax, six months. At home - 2 cats, the elderly on the dog does not respond at all, the younger (1 year) - took all sorts of ways to tyrannize him - spat, ears terbit, in general, trying to play with him. Tom doesn't always like it, and he found a way - to catch a PET-and-a-half and start crushing her. The cat leaves confused.
The house is partially common, i.e. Entrance is alone. The neighbors have a puppy, alaba, 4 months. Once there was a cane open, well, dogs and acquainted on the subject of joint games. And the weight categories are different - that leg is half our head. Davecha - I see, our shook at that with a terrible speed... Only ears are shaken. He flew into the yard, grabbed the bottle and returned with the same speed. Pull the puppy closer and let her sneeze. Retreated big. We had to see our back, the tail with the torch and the bottle back with the fiber - the winner!
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