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 02.07.2013
You don’t know what happened to Dimon? He walked, and something stumbled on Anka.
YYY: I seem to have broken his life. Not well of course. I have to apologize if...
XXX: What did you do?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY He listened to his onlain preachers or something like that, and while they were going to the subway, he gave out that modern girls are prostitutes – and dress and behave fucking like they are.
YYY: Well, to avenge, I decided to deny it.
xxx and?
YYY: Well, I decided – I’ll go to a girl and I’ll be silent – the statistics say it’ll go away, and in case – I’ll offer money. I can scratch the mouth, but this is better than PGM.
XXX: I guess it is.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY I came to one with a naive eye, like Alexander Demidov in the movie: "Girl, and you will not fuck?"
XXX is a lot!! The rofl!
Yyy: It was then I learned that she had been fighting with a guy for two months, but when she thought for a couple of seconds and replied, “Why not?” I was in shock, but I couldn’t go on the run.
Yyy: And the girl is really good, tomorrow we go to the cinema.
XXX is cool. Only Dima, God, will never get married.
YYY: That’s what I’m saying – I’ll probably have to apologize.
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