This is:
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The Client:
You cannot make candy from the processing product of the digestive system.

The Integrator:
I hope I can.
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There was such a joke at the time of Khrushchev.
To combat the shortage of products, a department was created, which had to come up with how to make oil from shit. In one of the first reports it was written:"It is already possible to anoint, it is not yet possible".