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 12.07.2013
He went to the City Court of SPB.

XXX: but the most striking - all polite that pps. seriously. At the guard at the entrance, they explained to me in a very kind manner what I should do for the purpose of my visit, where to go, who to ask, what not to leave in my pockets when passing through the metal detector... He climbed to the second floor - stuck in the guard. He says "Please go here to the end of the corridor and right"... Oh... Fuck, how did you know where I needed to go? Race what they said. He looked closely at me and found the right room. “Hello, please pass, sit down, you are on what issue?"... O_O.... The visitor chair is obviously purchased where the chairs are purchased for the board of directors of an international mega corporation... O_O... With three moves of hands they made me a piece of paper for which I came everywhere without leaving and even without raising a cup of tea. "Here, please do not lose, all goodbye"...O_O...The shock coefficient is scaling. I pass by the same guard on the floor. Goodbye and goodbye and goodbye! Kashmar, he knows where I’m coming from and he knows I’m leaving. Finally, I passed by the guard post in the hall - the guards up to the third: "Have you found the right cabinet? No reason! All goodbye, goodbye!"... O_O... Ppc has experienced a shock, so far the heart is beating. I doubt that this is a Russian government.
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