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 18.07.2013
Recently, I met a guy, they drove to the area a car killed from there to the city pulled. We talked along the way and he told me a story.(From his face to his face)
I went to Yakutia for a long ruble. We were paid and really good, but the job, mother does not burn. The gold mining mine stands in the mountains, to the base of security off-road about 250 km. I worked as a driver there. Three days in a day we wandered. You go, in the cabin of Kraza 2 furnaces, double glasses, and on board minus 65. in the body for every case so always a few barrels of sunlight talk, its consumption is immeasurable, it is there everywhere needed. The fluid of life, mola. Fire water there costs unthinkable money. Whoever knows, chases Braga, but one fuck is not that. Here is history. We can't get out of the base loaded. I thinks something and I say in a loud voice: Ah, I would have given the whole salary for a bathtub and a bottle of water right away!! to
The partner woke up like this right away and cleverly shouted to me: what, right here is the entire salary for a bottle?! to
Well, I immediately sparked the lighthouse (maybe he pulled it from the Big Earth somehow): Cho, gryu, and can’t be marked? Where is she with you?(And my partner, by the way, in this trip was no longer a newcomer, the third time came there, and my first time was.) About the bath, I immediately pretended that it was.
He grit, let me drive, let us go. Sitting in the car, I went. And I wonder how it became, I know for sure that there are no human settlements, except for the mine and base of our nearest 800 km around. And your partner knows how to smile. One hundred kilometers we drove away from the base, and he turned to the right from the track. And the night in the yard, the endless north, -65 on board. I already started to remember whether I had wronged my partner that he would kill me in the tundra. It seemed exactly everything. However, 15 kilometers later I saw a lightning approaching.
They arrived. The man in the towel ran out, the gate opened, they walked in. They ran out of the car and into the house. I came in, I was surprised. very strongly. In principle, an ordinary house with euro repair. Only geography fucking, an unusual necklace. A computer, a plasma telephone, all things. Refrigerator with 3 chambers. There are gifts of the far north and conserves of the bourgeois. In short, we rested with him, 2 barrels of solariums for 5 liters of самогоon were given, we steamed gloriously. We left in the morning. At morning light, I saw him in his isolated garage (we helped him get there with the barrels) saw the 100th Land Cruiser, a snowboat and a boat with two engines. It turns out to be shorter, harvesting the gifts of nature, while the short northern summer is coming, harvesting. Fish is rare. has a monopoly. And all this goes out of his hands because the bosses are not the last to like to rest with him to fly on a blue helicopter. Secondly, he is a chick. Small people, they can do anything. Only his wife with two senior students helps him, and his daughter in Khabarovsk is studying at some prestigious university for economists. I asked him, and you do not want to move to the city, you have a lot of money. He looked at me so surprised and asked, “What is it?”
I looked at his farm and realized who of us was really a chick...
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