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 21.07.2013
What a day, right?

I went to cinema. I lost the keys of my apartment. Must go home. Reserve keys from a neighbor and parents. My neighbor is on vacation. The parents remain. I go through the whole city to them. Three hours of night. I call the cellphone, they don’t open. The weekend. Probably in Dacia. I get the phone and call my brother. The battery died. I do not remember the number. My brother comes in the morning. If you come, I have to go to Dacia. The bus does not go until 11 in the morning. 15 km walk to Dacia. 5 hours in the morning. I am in place. Parents are not there. I jump through the fence. is tired. I sleep until 11 in the morning on the terrace sofa. I hate mosquitoes. It is cold. I go to my parents. I call the homephone. The brother opens. He just came. Parents are not at home. I recently went to Dacia. The key to my apartment is in their link...I think it can’t continue...
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