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 24.07.2013
For every creature in a pair, a man is looking for a "second pilot with a pilot", which has common interests and values, which will always make up the company and help with valuable advice, and not the ideal consumer, which needs to make shoes to the bag fit.

Oh you. Pilots need pilots. You dig into the virgins like the old women in the tomatoes in the bazar.
Just like my parents. They saw each other and that’s all. As my mother told me, I always liked the tall dark-haired guys, and here... I didn’t notice anything, neither a small height, nor that red... And all my life together.
And you can even swell up, the chips are frozen.
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