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 04.08.2008
Being on the patrol route from the service ROVD we receive info: Ul. Tribuza dX sq13, the thief breaks the door, called a neighbor from 12kw, she sees everything...
Going to the entrance, right!A man sits on the curtains with a screwdriver forging the lock.Stones on him, Lie!Hands on the back!The man replied: I live here, I just lost the keys...Let the fox lie!The man does not listen to us, rises up from the corks and makes a step in our direction..Following all the classic: preemptive foot in the stomach, broken hands, the man falls face to the floor, while breaking his nose..We wear handcuffs...The door opens 12kv, the neighbor comes out, looks at the man..Oh sorry Oleg, I didn't recognize you O_o
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