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 31.07.2013
I walk in the street and a police officer is in front of me. And here some car enters from the roadway to the sidewalk directly through the border and lawn. From the car flies out a man "two on two" and catches the police with one hand for the shovel, the other for the hair, and almost lifting it, pulls in the direction of the car. Out of the car comes a crying girl, with a flowing body, whispering with her nose. Man riding almost raising the mint semi-horizontal (!Then he asked her, “Is this?” and “Is this?”The girl negatively masks her head, shakes. The man releases mint (from the position in which he held it) and it just falls to the ground like a bag of potatoes. Both are in the car and on gas. The police officer for all this time did not say a word and still stood for a few minutes with his eyes shaken, trying to digest what it was at all. What else would you add? This is Russia, my child. Everything happens here...
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