bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 51 - ]
 03.08.2013
You pretend.
I go to the store, I took the money for little because I know the amount, I took the beer from them during the day - I have a seller like this " you miss it".. I think like this or ski on the asphalt or I fucking. check gry give it. she is like "I threw it out";
I gry "pick up, you owe it to me, you owe it to me"
I look and I see - I took 3 cups of beer, I naturally broke 4..
she is like that on the box "oh I don't know".. I gru - girl, cute - I came to you in the afternoon took the same set, you treat me
Next to him stood the owner of the storehouse, she cabareted him with something of the type "he was quite ugly", which was a mistake.
I explained to him in Kabardino what I want - in the end, I got this bank free of charge by the owner and brought it.. what was with the cashier I don't know, history silences
The bread is called.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna