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 04.08.2013
Do you have your brains okay, boss of heroes? When for an hour and a half you try to solve the problem of some idiot who doesn’t work, and instead of cooperation you get hysterical, I have two higher education, I don’t have to know where my router is! I don’t have to know – sausage. The provider provides a line, and what happens in the apartment, where the cable has already been conducted, and what it is connected to, the sapport does not concern.
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Are you still working? Then we go to you (c)
With this attitude toward people and your work, you must start every morning, raising one-and-a-half-hour praises to all existing gods and other transcendent powers in the history of religions for the fact that you have a job and no one has (so far) stripped your disgusting tongue for your hysterical verbal diarrhea. And every day finish by studying your job instructions and the contract under which you were hired.
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