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 05.08.2013
Whoever is happy with the holiday is drunk the day before! c) The classic
Dims: The classic shit, don’t come more buhim where cultural people are buffering! Do not come at all!
$talkeR: Okay, I just broke a couple of plates. of business)
Do you have memory failures again? Do you remember the dishes? No further?
In all, you have 10 pounds. The closet and the window. The same for cleaning the sofa and carpet.
Dims: Two liters of valerian cat for compensation for shock from flight out of the window. And a box of beer for me, as I watched it.
Dims: How much for a lenkin’s dress – I don’t know, ask her yourself. Do not show your husband in the eyes.
Dims: Regarding Grisha and his guitar... My advice to you: run skiing abroad at night, or rather go to Mars at all!
$talkeR: What kind of ski? Summer in the courtyard! What are you, fool? What is Mars?
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