How Foreign Fecalies Worked
In a southern Russian port, the company "X" was engaged in the recycling of waste from human organisms. The overseas. It pumped out the feces accumulated during long flights from foreign ships on the rail and used them in accordance with the concluded contract at local treatment facilities.
This highly demanded service allowed the X company not to flourish at all, but not to hurt at all. Every good thing, as you know, ends someday.
One day, a representative of the customs came to the Iks and stated that since they took feces from foreigners and imported to us, it was the most "grey" import. You have to pay the import duty, otherwise it will be offensive to the state. So, bring, say, the documents in order, and for the time being your fucking car is sealed.
The lawyers of the XS gathered the council and came to the conclusion that they have two options to solve the unexpected problem. Or put on the foot of the customs and thus condemn yourself to a permanent tribute afterwards. Go to court and win the case. In three months, or even in six months. And what bottles all this time to live and fulfill previously signed contracts on the service of foreign ships?
Lawyers are shaken. I went to the Customs Department for a gift. They drove the tank to the customs warehouse, hinting that tomorrow "will solve the issues."
And they resolved!
The next day, the customs officers received an official letter by which the company “X” notified them that... it was giving up its cargo in favor of the state.
It is said that a cistern with imported stools has been standing for a week in the customs warehouse of one of the ports of our blessed south. Customs are nervous: through the store "Confiscat" you do not realize the production. And you can’t throw it away – it’s a state burden now! And how to explain to the power, where did her party such a "golden" form?
The company X installed a new tank on its boat and continues to operate.