Worked in a warehouse, one day the director came and said, say on Monday the inspection will be, the labor inspectorate or someone else, everyone must have honey books, with seals on the passage of all doctors. Of the employees we had 3 loaders, I and the manager, of course, nobody thought about starting a honeybook, let alone passing a medical examination. The director hinted that he had a known doctor who would put all the necessary seals for a bottle of cognac. They bought books, bought cognac, gave everything to the director.
The next day, when I came to work, I saw the manager crying from laughter. When he recovered, he told me what had happened. The director with the cognac came to his acquainted doctor, where they safely persuaded this cognac, it turned out to be little and the doctor began to get his tricks with a light hand. When they came to the condition, they remembered the reason for which they were gathered. The doctor got out of the safe all the seals that were there and they started stamping everything in a row. As a result, in the morning, with a good body and slightly squeezing, the director handed everyone honey books, where, among other things, everyone had seals about passing the gynecologist, with no marks of deviations. The inspection passed successfully.