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 09.08.2013
Kenny12: I just realized that Americans are not stupid, but very clever. Like the Jews. It is not we who troll them, but they who troll us.
Now on the 1st channel I watch the movie "Speed" with Keanu Reeves(?) It sounds like it’s right...Aha. Here I am "Speed", loophole, I have been watching since childhood. with pleasure.
And only today I noticed the amazing American stupidity. It is something, in fact. In short the scenario:
A car road where a bus with a bomb runs, in the flow of cars! The speed of the bus cannot be reduced. And here it is clarified 5 km. up to a full writer (at the level of "old maps") that the road is not completed. The bridge there... with a hole 15 meters away. Through which the bus cleverly jumps... Okay, let’s. But the question: WHERE, MILL, the whole stream went, if there is a bridge with a hole and there is nowhere to turn, once the bus has not turned? Will they all jump too?
The action continues to flow smoothly into the metro. In the subway, go on! What do we see there after a while? The usual metro train is going... right: to the place where the rails are not checked! The main villain Reeves is urinating, but the train still enters this place unbuilt cleverly...
That is, the Americos used the same thing twice in a row in the story. Replace the bus with the subway. And we have not noticed this for many years, deceived by explosions and other mistakes! Who of us is stupid? and ;)
Phenol12: M. dia... Have you tried to sleep? Seriously, it is time for you. Everything will pass tomorrow.
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