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 11.08.2013
Stanislav: I was here a few days ago admired by the Chinese honesty!I had a Chinese sewing machine for 3 thousand.There it is written that the service period is 3 years.So it is!After the deadline collapsed :-D.Two days I tried to repair it, spit and went to the extreme measures - gave to my husband.He was driving a clock, put it in a garbage bag and pulled it out of my asshole 10 pieces.Now I have a new machine with a huge number of operations,I was sewing everything I could for two days.
Soxatyi: Conclusion – more often trust the repair of equipment to your husband. Upgrade your entire home arsenal.
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