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 16.08.2013
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We went somewhere in the car to ride. I decided to make the girl pleasant, bought a flower, put it in a barbecue, closed it not to the end, you need to go to the barbecue, he opens himself and there is a flower, unexpectedly pleasant, in general, everything should go cool. And so I meet her, we go, I see the cat, I rush, I cut off the bumper... EPIC FAIL
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Say thank you! I hid a flower under a goose, and it fell on a cage... his mother...
I got another 10 minutes on the mouth of them, with the blasphemy that I was such a cattle other to give him forgot and now I am just scratched by a surprise...
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