I was given a new guarantee for the new year. We bought a graphic tablet as a gift to the child, but a crazy computer store did not check the product, not without reason believing that interested and competent buyers would do it better. But I, as an absolute technical nonsense, did not want to ruin the holiday with a badly-functioning surprise, and the sellers advised to go into their warranty in the same building.
I go in, clarify - let them check, I take the turn. In front of me are two guys with a system block. Two masters are released at the same time, and we approach the shelf together. My master is buried somewhere, and I wait, watching for the neighbors. The standard dialogue:
What do you have?
I bought it a week ago and it doesn’t work.
The Master opens the block – and all the content of the body falls on it... I think my face should have been seen then... But Master! He only smiled a little pleasantly and clarified: "We collected ourselves?". He listened to their whisper: “Yes... themselves... cheaper... and began to tell them about whispers, which and how much are needed in this case, and then calmly began to check what could still be saved from their set.
No, well, if I could not see with my own eyes such sleepiness and unreasonable belief in his own strength, maybe I would also seem that the specialists exaggerate, describing the user vulgaris, how he, connecting the periphery, pushes the connections into the wrong connectors, or, connecting the headphones, calls and is upset that the columns do not work, and so on. But I believe.