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 20.08.2013
AChaplygin
A steep cruise control system on the UAZike-Buhanka, if you adjust a little: you carry on a poorly crossed track, crash on a catch, you are thrown almost to the ceiling, and the force of pressing the gas pedal decreases - the gas is automatically thrown down, and then you land on your ass and your leg again on the pedals in the position "to the floor". The main thing is to hold on to the steering wheel so that the head does not break through the ceiling of the cabin... As a result, there is a fairly smooth horizontal movement, because of this. The smaller the cat, the less gas is thrown out.
gmist
Yes, and you can also turn on the lower, press on the gas mount and go to the salon to drink vodka - it will not go anywhere from the track.
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