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 22.08.2013
The Smarter Soldier
My grandfather was a submarine sailor in the Baltic Sea. When the war ended, he went there, in Kaliningrad, to study. He graduated, received the title of captain... and then Khrushchev reduced the army. And he turned out to be a grandfather with a highly sought-after in peaceful life profession of a military lawyer, a wife and a half-commercial daughter on the street. In the literal sense. The apartment is (or the room is) office.
He wrote to all the brothers and sisters in all parts of the Union.
One said, “Come here! There is a need for understanding and education.”
Long or short, but ten years later, the grandfather received the position of the first secretary of the district executive committee. Just like the chief executive now.
The districtman was another - like an agrarian, but the fields were born only with stones (the last "glacier" left a greeting). In the district center - a bakery, a guitar workshop, and two schools with mail.
The building of the executive committee is a broken chamber.
A year later, his grandfather went to the republican center to ask for the commission to build factories in the district center.
He even has a whistle in you! You are factories.
And then the grandfather got the district “Truth”. And there is a note: say, the first thing that the new secretary of the executive committee did, was that he ordered all the collective farms collected in the meadows from the fields not to throw the stones, but to send the car to the district center. And the photo is a new building of the executive committee of stones.
“Well, soldier, you have fixed your stone chambers, then you will build a factory!
Over the next ten years, a tractor factory, an optical, milling, concrete, a hospital, two more schools were built in the town... Now it is a lovely city with two hundred thousand people.
...of the fact that the stones had to be laid by the executives themselves with their grandfather at the head, the newspaper silenced...and the grandfather did not spread very much until the end of the Union.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1308/o130821.html#7
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