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 24.08.2013
There were no other women in Russia.

I decided to go out behind the comp in a few centuries and walk. I live in Kamchatka so the sunny day is a great reason to quit the computer. I come to the stop and see a girl, 20 years old, all of herself (typical blonde), hair under her shoulders, heels, shorts, a maid, all in golden rings, rubies pink and talking on the phone. I have to say something attracted me to it. Toli looks beautiful, toli breasts of the third size... Well, it doesn’t matter. From the conversation I learned that her name was Tina, which made me smile a little. Here, her second phone rings and she tells her girlfriend that her grandmother is calling and putting on the phone. Answers the call (the phone is loud, so you can hear the whole dialogue) and let you think? Her grandmother says that her recipe is more delicious than the one that her grandmother cooked and asks this blonde for a recipe for her cabbage cabbage! And then the grandmother asked what was going on with her computer and how to repair it and this girl wrote out everything to do no worse than a professional computer worker! What to say, I fell in love instantly.
That’s how, guys, throw off the compass more often.
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