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 25.08.2013
Those who are jealous of ignorance

"We go to the clothes shop. I figured...
I think if a girl with a size of 5 buys a swimsuit with a push-up, then she definitely has problems... Well, at least with a sense of measurement.

The girl bought it not for the sake of increasing the volume, but because only a tough roof frame allows this farm to be fixed, so that it does not roll, like a student, and does not wave on the wind, like the ears of a spaniel. This is for the future, so that no questions arise.

Girl in size 6.

The cat, the shredder.
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