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 27.08.2013
Yesterday I decided to go out for a night with a friend. (I went in super short shorts and a maid.) Have fun at night until 6 a.m. But the morning! It was suspiciously dull. I decided to ignore the signs and went to the village as it is, almost naked. On the way, I was caught by a shit. The rains of hell, the thunderstorms and other sodomy have fallen upon me from heaven. No umbrella, no escape and walk 5 km from the electric car. But I had an iPad with fun music. So, I was terribly upset by this trip, but more of me was upset by the driver who wanted to take me. He saw the following: a completely wet guy, with blue lips, glasses filled and singing songs at the same time (so it was warmer, and somehow more lively). So and that’s not all: on the question "to throw?" I said to him: "No, I’m in the forest".This is the face, lords, I am ready to go through this hell again to see his face.
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