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 28.08.2013
Metro is hardcore!
Two dwarf grandmothers came in, each the size of a teranosaure, and the free space in the wagon evaporated... And then I remembered the sandwich rule...
But here the pluses... I was lucky I was caught between two cute and most importantly slim girls))) we rubbed from the garden to al.nevsky)))
And that's not all, the girl who was in front of me, as a result of the tide of the bodies of these bl..their mostodonts, stood to me with the back and stood up, forgive me, gently speaking in the posture of the traveler (because understand what letter I am))))) everything would be nothing but in the pocket of the mobile, and the time came for mailings from all the groups there and other things...
In general, I vibrated her resilient and accountable back...
The whole epic is that when she turned around with the question on her face"what happened to you there";
I have nothing smarter than to say: "Relax, it’s mail)"I didn’t come up with it, deer mla :(((
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