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 03.09.2013
XXX: I visited Hell’s branch here yesterday
XXX: Russian Post Office
XXX: In general, by post, you can send a nuclear bomb with a valuable shipment with a description that it contains diamonds.

XXX: For the worker not only did not see what I was sending, but also did not match the record with what was actually there. That is, I could write that there is a crown of the Russian Empire with a declared value of $$$, and then claim a crown or a bubble))

YYY: So this is a known vulnerability

XXX: Where are the baggers taken?

YYY: There is nowhere. This is the second known vulnerability.
Source: http://bash.im
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