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 06.09.2013
How did you meet autumn?
Early in the summer, on my birthday, my sister and friends made a surprise, and arranged a fireworks house made of cranberries with metaphane confectionery. At this time in the apartment dry umbrella, hanging a pen on the door. After the guests left, the umbrella was removed and put in the closet until autumn.
On the first autumn day, in order to get to work, I ran to the subway in the rain with my husband, under his umbrella, because it was so pleasant. In the subway, my husband went in his direction, and I in my own.
The own history:
I leave the subway, and to make sure the rain is going, I walk a couple of meters, thus becoming the center of public attention. At this time, I realize that it’s raining, and I press the umbrella button. Against the backdrop of the full grey of the first autumn day, a multi-colored diligent umbrella-automat throws around me a cloud of candy that was poured into it on my birthday. To say that people around paralyzed from the picture seen - nothing to say. Well, this memory still warms my soul, despite the rains outside the window.
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