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 12.09.2013
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I used to use the phone cable and brush my teeth. After the call, the ability to speak in general and matte in particular returned in 10 minutes.
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I cleaned the phone cable with my teeth. There was a stroke and I suddenly ate the wire, almost swallowing a piece. Later it turned out that my wife called to wake up (I didn’t know I was up) so that I could eat. My statement that I had already eaten by wire she did not understand.
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